Friday, December 14, 2018

Dark Universe Classic Monsters Cafe

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Our Universal Studios Classic Monsters trilogy of podcasts concludes as Pekita Trotamundos rejoins Frank, Count Drunkula, Fry-Hole, and Mister Fixit to brainstorm a path to success for the shared cinematic Dark Universe of horror. PG-13 or hard R? Fidelity or Bold New Direction? Stick with movies or multi-platform? Bring up the curtain or put down the coffin? Also, we finally remember that Van Helsing happened...

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Dark Universe

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Rated-imMATURE – Naughty Language and Spoilers.
Enter The House of Diabolu as Frank conducts a postmortem with Count Drunkula, Fry-Hole, Illegal Machine, and Mister Fixit about where Universal Pictures went wrong in updating their Classic Monsters into a Marvel-style Shared Cinematic Universe (and how they might yet resurrect their Dark Universe.)

Monday, October 1, 2018

Supposing... The DCEU Began With Wonder Woman?

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Rated-imMATURE – This podcast is specifically designed to be hearkened by adult audiences and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17 or the painfully uptight.
    Second taste of a new segment on the show, Supposing... a what if imaginary story scenario in which we discuss an elseworld in a parallel reality where things played out differently after one modest butterfly effect type change. This time, Fryhole joins us, so of course we have a Jean-Claude Van Damme tangent you know you want.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

I, Witless

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Rated-imMATURE – This podcast is specifically designed to be hearkened by adult audiences and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17 or the painfully uptight.

  • 00:00 The DCEU Antidefamation Duo featuring Dark Web
  • 22:46 Pee-wee & Stimpy
  • 27:09 Andrew Jackson: The Musical!
  • 31:17 Half-Price Under Guides
  • 42:28 Bobby McFerrin Didn't Kill Himself
  • 56:12 Mails

  • Thursday, March 22, 2018

    Защитники (Guardians, Soviet Union Superheroes, “Zashchitniki”, 2017)

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    Rated-imMATURE – This podcast is specifically designed to be hearkened by adult audiences and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17 or the painfully uptight.
    • Fall & Rise of The Evil Empire
    • Technically, Защитники translates as "Defenders"
    • Arsus is the bear
    • Khan is the ninja
    • Ler is the boulder battle priest
    • Xenia is the female one
    • Major Elena Larina is white girl Nick Fury. So, Maria Hill?
    • Better or worse than Suicide Squad?

    Friday, March 9, 2018

    Supposing... The Image Comics Founders Had Hired Seasoned Writers To Launch Their Company?

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    Rated-imMATURE – This podcast is specifically designed to be hearkened by adult audiences and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17 or the painfully uptight.
      Debuting a new segment on the show, Supposing... a what if imaginary story scenario in which we discuss an elseworld in a parallel reality where things played out differently after one modest butterfly effect type change.